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Facebook gives Page owners several ways to hide comments automatically, and none of them can tell a comment you paid for from any other. Before ordering, open the Page's moderation settings and read what is switched on. A filter set during a spam wave months ago and then forgotten is an easy way to lose comments you have bought.

Moderation Assist, where your Page has it, can hide comments based on who wrote them, such as profiles with no profile picture, no friends or followers, or an account less than a week old, and based on what they contain, such as links, chosen keywords or profanity. Keyword blocking and the profanity filter work in the same way. A hidden comment is not deleted: its writer and their friends still see it, and nobody else does.

Nothing needs switching off for good. Read the criteria, relax any that would catch ordinary positive comments while the order runs, and restore them once it completes. If you prefer to leave everything as it is, accept that a few comments may arrive already hidden.

Moderation Assist

Look hardest at the rules about who is commenting; they are the ones most likely to catch delivered comments.

Blocked keywords

A list built during a spam wave is often broader than you remember; check it for ordinary words a friendly comment might use.

Who can comment

A post limited to friends, or to the people it mentions, cannot take an order at all.

High Quality and VIP comments come in our wording: brief, friendly remarks that sit comfortably under almost any post and never refer to what is in yours. They read naturally under a photo of a new dish or a finished kitchen, and they say nothing wrong, but they will not mention the dish or the kitchen.

Elite is where the words become yours. The checkout box takes one comment on each line, with a line for every comment in the package, and nothing is altered on the way to the post. If an empty box is daunting, “Write them for me” produces a first draft by reading the post's caption, and its picture when that can be read, and you can rework any line before paying.

The choice turns on how closely the thread will be read. A local customer skimming for signs of life is satisfied by general comments. A post where the replies are the point, such as a new menu, a product launch or an event people are deciding whether to attend, is better served by lines that name the actual thing.

Many readers never see comments in the order they were written. On Page posts and on profiles with a large following, Facebook's default is “Most relevant”, which, as Facebook describes it, lifts comments from the reader's friends, from verified profiles and Pages, and those with the most engagement. Readers can switch to newest first or to all comments, and the latter also shows comments Facebook would otherwise hold back as possible spam.

Delivered comments will therefore not always sit at the top, and they do not need to. Someone who opens the thread sees the total above it and a handful of replies below, and what persuades is that the conversation exists. If you would rather comments appeared in the order they arrive, a Page can switch comment ranking off in its settings and the thread then runs chronologically.

Timing matters as well. Comments are spread over 24 hours instead of landing together, so the timestamps look like a day of replies rather than a single minute. A reader who spots twenty comments stamped with the same minute draws the obvious conclusion; twenty spread from morning to evening raises no such question.

A comment section where the Page never speaks looks unattended, however many comments it holds. Reply as the Page to a few of them: thank people, add a detail the post left out, correct a date. A reply turns a list of compliments into an exchange, and readers notice when the Page's own name keeps appearing in its thread.

For a local business or an event, the replies do most of the work. A café that answers a comment with the time the new pastries come out of the oven, or a venue that replies with where to park, gives the next reader something useful and a reason to read on. Short, specific replies are what make a thread worth opening.

Giveaways. When entry is by comment, every bought comment is a fake entrant, and the people who entered honestly are competing with it. No giveaway, contest or comment-section vote gets comments from us, whatever the prize. Draw the winner from the entries you have, even if there are fewer than you hoped.

Complaints and difficult moments. When a post has drawn criticism, such as a late delivery, a complaint shared into a local group or a mistake the Page has to answer for, a wave of cheerful comments looks like an attempt to bury it, because it would be one. Answer the criticism in the thread; we will not sell comments to drown it out.

Posts where commenting is limited. Facebook lets the author of a public post narrow who may comment, for example to friends or to the profiles and Pages it mentions, and some posts have comments switched off altogether. Delivered comments cannot land on a post like that, and the order stalls until the limit is lifted.

Sizes run from 20 to 500. A minimum per post applies when you split an order, so the smaller sizes suit one or two posts and the larger ones a run of them. The bands are our reading of how threads look, not a Facebook rule.

20 or 25

One post that has none yet. Enough to show the thread is open, few enough that on Elite every line can be your own words.

50

A launch or event post that people will come back to before deciding, or two everyday posts from the same week.

100

A week of posts split evenly, so the Page's recent threads look consistently alive rather than one busy post among silent ones.

250

A campaign across several posts. On Elite, drafting this many by hand takes time, and “Write them for me” gives you a first pass to edit.

500

Pages whose posts already draw regular comments, split widely. On a small Page, 500 comments on a single post would look implausible.

Comments get read closely, so the counts beside them get noticed too. These keep the rest of the row consistent with the thread.

• Post LikesTwenty comments above two reactions is upside down; a modest likes order puts the row the right way round.from $1.99
• SharesOn event posts, shares sit beside comments as the other sign that people want friends to know.from $3.49
• FollowersA busy thread on a Page with forty followers raises the question of where the commenters came from.from $2.49
• Instagram CommentsIf the same photo goes out on Instagram, its thread there can carry its own set of custom lines, written for that audience.from $4.49

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